You Missed It: Hatin’ dolphin edition
U mad, bro? Right now, the strongest storm you may ever see in your lifetime is raging on the other side of the world. When Super Typhoon Haiyan made landfall in the Philippines today, winds were 195...
View ArticleYou Missed It: The wrestler edition
Tony Danza’s career has been dead nearly has long as Andy Kaufman. Here’s a sign I’m no longer a kid: I’m not really that excited about the launch of the Playstation 4 and Xbox One. I really like my...
View ArticleMost polite censure ever
After much to-do in the press, the Toronto city council has voted to strip embattled mayor Rob Ford of his powers. … Well, except those powers that come from crack. So, he’s basically still omnipotent.
View ArticleYou Missed It: End of 2013 edition
Choose your weapon and let’s do this. If you’re reading this, congratulations. You’ve survived another year. We made it through a perilous 2013, filled with bad things happening, disappointing movies...
View ArticleYou Missed It: Ugly Canadian edition
Acquitted, bitches. It really sucks right now to be a sports fan. There’s no football to look forward to, and the Olympics aren’t here yet. Meanwhile, it’s cold and no one wants to go outside. There’s...
View ArticleYou Missed It: End of 2014 edition
I’m not eager to do this, and you shouldn’t be, either. We’ve reached the end of the year. I know, I didn’t think we’d make it, either. We found new reasons every day to get mad at each other online....
View ArticleYou Missed It: Tiny spaces edition
The government says you can just use a toothpick after eating this. The 2016 Rio Olympics are finally here, and it’s going to be a literal s&%$ show. From the toxic water, to the incomplete...
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